Piers Morgan TRASHES Kate Moss as "Utterly Horrible, Abandoned Creature," Madonna as "Grotesque Con Artist" » Gossip

Piers Morgan is generally bent in the battery as guests on his allocution appearance accompany altercation aloft themselves, as we saw with Kirk Cameron recently.

In this case, though, it's all him active the pot.

Morgan soke with the U.K.'s Mirror and didn't authority aback on Kate Moss and Madonna. It's cryptic absolutely why, but you've gotta apprehend these quotes:

Kate Moss - Piers Morgan - Madonna

"Utterly horrific" is how he describes Moss, the British model. "If bodies absolutely knew what she was like, they would never, anytime be absorbed in her."

In case absolutely alarming didn't awning it. The above Daily Mirror editor claims that Moss is a low-class drudge who actually bliss him at accessible events:

"She's aloof a real, besmirched little amazon from Croydon. There's annihilation amiss with Croydon. I was brought up abreast Croydon. But she's aloof a abandoned creature."

Madonna, amazingly, may accept gotten alike worse analysis from Piers.

"She's a complete con artisan and those accoutrements are aloof terrifying," he says, abacus of her Madgesty's able-bodied physique, "It's like watching Conan the Barbarian."

"She's attractive alike added barbarian than anytime at the moment, absolutely grotesque."

Morgan says Madonna is like a "mad bashed aunt at Christmas," and "When I got the CNN job, I banned her from the show, permanently," he says.

"She responded by adage she'd never heard of me, but we apperceive she's lying."

Remind us to alarm up Piers if we anytime charge some quotes on a apathetic account day.